“Herpes was more popular than Cheney when he left office.”
— Rachel Maddow (via samtarly)
— Rachel Maddow (via samtarly)
The Flaming Lips cover God Only Knows.
(Source: mary-had-a-little-url)
Last week, in response to an Overstock.com motion to unseal certain documents, the [Goldman Sachs’] lawyers, apparently accidentally, filed an unredacted version of Overstock’s motion as an exhibit in their declaration of opposition to that motion. In doing so, they inadvertently entered into the public record a sort of greatest-hits selection of the very material they’ve been fighting for years to keep sealed.
I contacted Morgan Lewis, the firm that represents Goldman in this matter, earlier today, but they haven’t commented as of yet. I wonder if the poor lawyer who FUBARred this thing has already had his organs harvested; his panic is almost palpable in the air. It is both terrible and hilarious to contemplate. The bank has spent a fortune in legal fees trying to keep this material out of the public eye, and here one of their own lawyers goes and dumps it out on the street.
”— Accidentally Released - and Incredibly Embarrassing - Documents Show How Goldman et al Engaged in ‘Naked Short Selling’
Matt Taibbi (via manicchill)
(via manicchill)
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”
Quite literally.
Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD
And goddesses.
And demigoddesses.
And nymphs.
And one dude.
(via wareq)
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Ronald Reagan before he had surgery to remove the bullet lodged near his heart, from an assassination attempt just 69 days into his presidency
I just thought this was the funniest thing
(via worthawoundtoknow)
A NATO air strike killed a family of eight, including six children, when it hit their home in eastern Afghanistan, local officials said on Sunday.
Saturday night’s incident in Paktia province threatens to further sour already shaky ties between President Hamid Karzai and his Western backers and will likely enrage Afghan civilians weary of years of bloodshed.
“Eight people, a man, his wife and six of their children, are dead,” local government spokesman Rohullah Samoon told AFP.
“It was an air strike conducted by NATO. This man had no connection to the Taliban or any other terrorist group.”
A senior security official in Kabul confirmed the strike and deaths.
“It’s true. A house was bombed by NATO. A man named Mohammad Sahfee, his wife and six of their innocent children were brutally killed,” the official said.
A spokesman for NATO’s International Security Assistance Force(ISAF), Lt-Col Jimmie Cummings, said it was investigating the claim.
Civilian casualties are a highly sensitive issue in Afghanistan and have often roiled relations between Karzai and the United States, which leads NATO forces in the fight against Taliban insurgents.
Karzai, who signed a long-term strategic pact with President Barack Obama this month, argues that civilian deaths caused by allied troops turn common Afghans against his Western-backed government.
He has also warned that such casualties threaten the pact with the US, with his office saying that “if the lives of Afghans are not protected, the strategic partnership will lose its meaning”.
Karzai summoned ISAF commander General John Allen and US ambassador Ryan Crocker to the presidential palace just over two weeks ago after a number of civilians were killed in NATO air strikes.
NATO and US forces in Afghanistan admitted in a joint statement after the meeting that civilians had died in two separate hits.
The statement gave no details of how many civilians died in each of those incidents but local officials put the total at more than 20, including women and children.
“The president will be assured of our commitment to take any and all appropriate actions to minimise the likelihood of similar occurrences in the future,” the statement said.
The number of civilians killed in Afghanistan’s war has risen steadily each year for the past five years, reaching a record of 3,021 in 2011, the great majority caused by militants, according to UN statistics.
NATO has some 130,000 troops in Afghanistan, mostly from the United States, but they will withdraw by the end of 2014.
The latest civilian casualties come on top of a series of incidents this year that have rocked relations between the United States and its Afghan allies.
Videos and pictures have emerged of US forces abusing Taliban corpses, copies of the Koran were burnt on a major US military base and an American sergeant has been charged with 17 counts of murder over a massacre of civilians.
Carry on folks. It’s business as usual.
(Source: rawstory.com, via theamericanbear)